Women are like rubik’s cubes. Only with way more sides and colors and someone is shooting at you while you’re trying to solve it. They’re complicated creatures to say the least. I realize part of the problem is probably that I don’t listen for shit, but that’s beside the point. Luckily for me, and other guys stumped like me, these women summed up their perfect relationships in one sentence that even I can’t misunderstand.
Think of it as a cheat sheet.