18.04.2021

We’re chuckling at the worst video game dialogue of all time

Zero Wing (1989)

Williams Electronics

Not that you expect much from video game dialogue, but it should at least make sense, right? Perhaps it’s because a lot of them are developed overseas, and then shipped here and translated into English, but still, someone should be checking.

In any case, these are hilarious.

Nintendo

Pro Wrestling (1986)
Nintendo

Nintendo

Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (1987)
Nintendo

Capcom USA

Ghosts n Goblins (1985)
Capcom USA

Bandai

Monster Party (1989)
Bandai

Nintendo

Pokemon Crystal (2000)
Nintendo

Capcom

Resident Evil (1996)
Capcom

Konami

Metal Gear (1987)
Konami

Square Enix

Final Fantasy II (1991)
Square Enix

Nintendo

Super Mario Sunshine (2002)
Nintendo

Data East

Bad Dudes vs. Dragonninja (1988)
Data East

Data East

Bad Dudes vs. Dragonninja (1988)
Data East

Technos Japan

Double Dragon 3: The Rosetta Stone (1990)
Technos Japan

Technos Japan

River City Ransom (1989)
Technos Japan

Konami

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)
Konami

Nintendo

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (2003)
Nintendo

Broderbund

Oregon Trail (1971)
Broderbund

Sega

Shenmue (2000)
Sega

Konami

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)
Konami

Koei

Dynasty Warriors 3 (2001)
Koei

Capcom

Codename: Viper (1990)
Capcom

Valve Corporation

Portal (2007)
Valve Corporation

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