May 20, 2024

Robot Sex Brothel to open up its legs in California

Sex toys are nothing new, but with technology growing faster than morning wood, shit is just getting too damn real. There are already a handful of sex robot brothels across Europe, so it was only a matter of time before we caught up with the times and opened one up ourselves. It’ll be opening up in West Hollywood, California. Here’s what you can expect at this futuristic fuck fest.

“At this brothel, people can experience cutting edge technology in a clean and futuristic environment. Everything from the lighting to the furniture is designed to transport you into a fantasy world where you can explore things you never thought you’d get a chance to explore. ” Unicole Unicron told the Daily Star

This place will offer the option to the early birds to take the ‘virginity’ of the robots. For $10,000, you can be the first to bone a robot before it goes into a regular circulation in the brothel.

“The concept of virginity will always be appealing in society where women are highly sexualised while their sexual purity is simultaneously held in high regard. It’s no different for a female robot. Men always want to be on the forefront of new technology and this is the most intimate way for them to do this. ”

This place isn’t just for lonely fellas who want to get some action. Couples are apparently into this shit, too.

“It gives couples a safe place to practice sexual freedom without the added factor of jealousy. ” said Unicole.

Rolling solo? That’s fine, you can have a threesome with two dolls, too. But listen, it’s a full on experience, so this place also offers you the ability to get to know your dolls through conversation before actually making love to them.

According to the owners,

“It will provide companionship to lonely people. It will be a space where new intimacy technologies can be explored without spending a fortune. ”

What’re your thoughts on this kind of stuff?

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