How to win at video games: When I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon. com all the time and they had this game similar to Club Penguin, except it was called Nicktropolis. And if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “What is your eye color? ” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. So I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then I would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “What is your eye color? ” (Which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). I would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own accounts. And if I didn’t want it, I could sell it for money.
We at TheCHIVE are no strangers to drinking, drunk shenanigans and hangovers, and we’re not shy to share some facts with y’all, when we find some.
Turns out, there’s some more truths about hangovers and drinking that we’ve uncovered, and it makes our brain hurt in a sober way.
That does’t feel too good. I need a drink.