“I just couldn’t get why the water didn’t boil after an hour.”
“Post just arrived. Not sure how I’m going to explain this one to my kid.”
“Finally figured out what carpooling is.”
“I just found out that my son is a 50-year-old man stuck in a 7-year-old’s body.”
Honesty is key.
“I finally gave in and let my daughter get a cat. Turns out she’s allergic!”
“My friend bought a Deadpool costume online. I’ve been laughing all day.”
“Today is my lucky day! Oh, wait…”
“My friend won a prize…”
“On the left is the cake I ordered and on the right is the one that was delivered. I paid $135 for this mess.”
“Time to drag out the cat proof Christmas tree again.”
“My friend let me give him a haircut. This was the result.”
Pumpkin right through the window. Bamboozled again.
This is a photo of a dog coming home from the vet.
“Once I thought it was a good idea to sled down the deck steps. I was wrong.”
“My wife asked me to help her pick out a color for the bathroom. This is a dead end.”
The beautiful vines that once dressed this wall now decorate the floor.
Nothing will stop people from shopping for a good deal.
And the window doesn’t open, YER FUCKED MATE!
You sons a bitches.
A smart fellow.
“It was the first and last time I bought a plant on eBay.”
“My bird Enzo who we thought was a boy just laid an egg this morning.’’
Brand spankin’ new.