December 3, 2024

Next level sh*t. portable

There are air conditioners, and then there’s the evaLIGHT in a league of its own. This one-of-a-kind device is ten times more efficient than portable ACs and considerably more effective than traditional split systems.

EvaPolar evaLIGHT Air Conditioner (25% off)

Say goodbye to window units and personal fans, this remarkable personal air conditioner uses a natural evaporative cooling effect to cool the air while also humidifying and purifying your environment for a more comfortable space.

Get Your First Watch Free Through theCHIVE!

A watch should be the staple of your wardrobe. Unless you’re Mr. T. If you’re not Mr. T, having a great watch is a source of pride and a symbol of taking a step forward in your life.

To help usher in the new generation of watch lovers and help men build their watch collections, Watch Gang has created a “watch of the month” club where you get a new mystery watch to KEEP every month. Each member is also eligible to win a Tag every Tuesday and a Rolex every Friday. To get your first watch free, sign up by Wednesday, May 2nd and use the code CHIVEFREE1 on the checkout page. Chive on!

Cauldryn Fyre Mobile Temperature Control Boiling Battery Mug (23% off)

And you thought water bottles couldn’t get any cooler! Cauldryn Fire is the innovative mug that comes with its own heating element that gives you complete temperature control over water or other beverages. Between the heating element and the mobile battery, Cauldryn lets you enjoy hot coffee on the trail in just minutes or stay hydrated with cold water.

360 5. 1 Virtual Surround Sound Earbuds(52% off)

The 360 Earphones have redesigned the mechanical structure of earbuds using patented technology to combine electro-acoustic theory and electro-acoustic materials to produce sound that comes through the precise way it was created. These futuristic earphones have taken ten years of research and development to produce, reappropriating the instrumental design process to the mechanics of an earphone. Armed with 5. 1 Virtual Surround Sound, the 360’s will let you enjoy every sound the exact way it was recorded, in the directional way it was intended.

Millennium Falcon Ice Molds (33% off)

You want to drink like an intergalactic smuggler, check out these Millennium Falcon ice molds. Fortunately made out of silicone rather than carbonite, this dual mold makes two fun, intricate ice Millennium Falcons so you can make your beverage colder at light speed. We are not responsible for any Rodian bounty hunters who may come knocking, however.

Braingasm Party Game (Free Shipping)

After less than a year in business, we’ve been ranked number one drinking game and number one party game! Braingasm is a hilarious matching card game – think of Apples to Apples but instead of Apples it’s two unicorns fucking next to a pile of cocaine! HAHA! All ties are broken by a good old fashioned cock off! Great game for family night. Buy through the Chive and get free shipping.

EarDial: The Invisible Smart Earplugs for Live Music

Ear plugs are decidedly not a “cool” thing to wear at concerts. But you may still be familiar with that ringing in your ears after a loud concert that just kept bugging you. That’s called tinnitus and, shockingly, it’s real bad for your hearing. Experts agree that long exposure to levels of sound over 85dB can cause hearing loss, and most clubs and concerts are over 100dB. That’s why EarDial was invented. This comfortable, discreet hearing protection was specially designed for loud music environments. It filters noise so you can enjoy the music, still chat with your friends, and not look like a Melvin with your ear plugs in.

The Beer Gig

Summer pool parties are just around the corner and we have just what you need to take your party to the next level. This high-quality portable kegerator has it all from temperature control to multiple taps. Store all your favorite beers, liquors and wine all in one spot with the gamechanger.

Pug Cubes Blind Box Collectables

These sweet little pugs have been lovingly hugged into perfect cube shapes, with crazy realistic details and texture. As you read this, they’re nested safely in their cosy boxes, patiently waiting to become a much-loved part of your life.

Original Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs

This set of two double-walled ceramic espresso cups comes in a beautiful presentation box, worthy of Emperor Palpatine himself – we’re not even joking, these were designed by the same people who designed the original helmets from Star Wars, the good folks at Shepperton Studios.

Jizz The Game

Set-up is simple and fast. Load the capacious cum-containers with whatever you want to spatter the lucky loser with. Spin the dial on the left ball to find out how many pumps you’ve got until touchdown. Do the same with the dial on the right ball to find out where you have to aim it, then pump away!

Stay At Home Scarface

This hilarious parody of those lame adult activity books is a fat compendium of mafia madness, telling the tale of Scarface turning his gangster skills to the rough world of childcare.

Drop Pocket PRO

Are you always dropping things in that annoying car seat gap? Drop Pocket was designed to STOP things from falling in the crack and instantly provides you with that extra storage space you’ve always dreamed of. The sleek portable design fits perfectly in between your seat and center console making it IMPOSSIBLE to lose your stuff, all while providing you with that much-needed storage space. This is a must have and may be the best investment you have ever made for your vehicle.

Xeric Halograph Automatic Watch (41% off)

Say “halo” to the limited edition Halograph Automatic from Xeric. This gorgeous watch features “halo” hands that display the time in an entirely new way, floating over the arcs to encircle the numbers for the time. The inner arcs display the hours, the outer arcs display the minutes. Each limited edition Halograph Automatic is engraved with a number from 001 to 999, giving you a unique opportunity to acquire one of these rare first-edition watches.

Here for the gangbang doormat

Our new collection of funny, whimsical doormats are just what your living space needs. Not only are they great for protecting your floors from tracking in grime and dirt, but they are guaranteed to bring a smile to your guest’s faces. Made from 100% Coir (aka tough coconut fibers) these 18” x 30” doormats are weather-resistant and absorbent. Easily shake and rinse clean.

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