French teacher here. Teenagers are just constantly inappropriate and need very little encouragement- I got asked to prom, had boys tell other teachers that they thought I was hot, had a parent accusingly tell me that she now understood why her son loved French, which I took to mean that my innovative skill set had inspired him… I didn’t mind though, it meant that I had a class with 12 previously disengaged 16 year old boys come back for extra homework and revision classes every lunch time and after school and every one of those bags of hormones passed. – u/francophila_
My sister who is a teacher has turned down dozens of proposals from 6 year olds. – u/TheUglyBarkacie42
Not really attractive at all and didn’t notice a thing till I asked (in a college lab) “Are there any questions?” and this one guy (older student, about my age) raised his hand and said in front of the whole class “Yeah, will you go out with me?” So that was kind of a clue. – u/NorthernSparrow
I teach 7 grade so…I had a boy come back from the book fair with a freshly purchased set of bouncy balls. He proudly held them out and asked if I wanted to touch his balls.
Another time I had a 7th grade boy get down on one knee and ask me to the Valentine’s dance while handing me a note. He had taped a nestle crunch bar to the note.
I told him I’d be there as a chaperone and he said “close enough!” So it worked out for everyone. – u/milk_bone
Young male middle school teacher here. And quite often some of the girls will drop by to leave their athletic bags, or instruments, etc, in the classroom and they bring their friends in with them. When they leave I always hear comments like, I wish I had HIM as my teacher. My top 3 worst incidents:
1. I had a girl come in at lunch. She told me “Mr. I like you”. knowing full well what she meant, I tried to play it off and said as nonchalant as I could, “I like you too, you’re a great student!” She was like “no, I mean I realllly like you”. I couldn’t believe the tenacity.
2. Another student asked me to take a picture with her towards the end of the school year. I obliged and on the last day she printed it out and gave it to me with her instagram on the back and a message about how cute I was.
3. A girl found my Facebook and saved my profile picture as the background to her phone. I deleted my Facebook promptly afterward.
If only I could get that kind of attention from girls my own age -_- – u/TabooTapeworm
My cousin is a very pretty lady teaches 7th grade reading. A lot of students were harassing her on FB and trying to add her so she just made one under a fake name. Still get to communicate with family stuff, no more harassment!
Funny story though. She has fake boobs and she’s fairly small framed so she would find pics drawn by her students of her with giant melon boobs in the back of textbooks with dirty things like “I want to tittyfuck Mrs. S” – u/zieKen1
I’m probably too late on this but a year 10 boy got suspended for taking and sending Snapchat photos of my ass whenever I was helping a student in front of him.
It was another boy who showed me and said he wasn’t happy with me being disrespected which was nice! – u/pickleaday
Oh lord, before my breast reduction I was a timid TA with 34H boobs at a highschool. Surprisingly it was girls I heard most of the comments from. Guys mostly just stared.
Anyway, the worst (and certainly weirdest) was when I was watching over a homeroom and pretended not to hear a group of girls talk about a rumor that I had let several male students titfuck me one after another, and because my boobs were so big I guess the cum pooled up in my cleavage and in the end I sucked it all out with a straw. Yeah. More than anything I was amused by how they thought titfucking worked. – u/throwaboobs
On my first day as a middle school intern, one of my students told his friends, “Miss Turnoffthecentury is mine.” I walked behind his seat right as he said it and he just about died from embarrassment when he figured out that I heard him. One of my high school students told me that my intelligence was sexy. That was one of those moments where you look for another adult who can verify, for any potential, future record, that you weren’t just creeping on that particular student. – u/turnoffthecentury
I had a young teenaged boy get a little too informal/familiar with me when e-mailing me over time, as students can do if they need to. He ended up sending me a picture of an anime character, who had the same hair colour as me, wearing a small bikini. He commented that he liked the show series she was from because he thought I looked a lot like her.
Brakes gotta be slammed right there. – u/noisypeach
Not me, though I am a teacher, but my senior year English teacher. She had just started teaching, and one of her students was crushing HARD on her. It got t the point where he would be blatantly flirting with her during class, making everyone uncomfortable.
One day, this kid is in tutoring with her, and the door’s shut, and he somehow turns off the lights and gets right behind her and whispers in her ear, “you know you want me baby.” He was “moved” to a different school very shortly afterward. – u/jnorem4
I’m a circ librarian at a university.
One time a few years back a girl who had about $20 in library fines came to the desk to plead for a waiver. She was wearing a loose blouse with no bra underneath.
Cue some flirty appeals, and then, when it became evident I was having none of her shit, she leans way over the circ desk and lets her blouse hang full open. “Are you sure there’s NOTHING we can arrange?” she asks.
“Yep, I’m sure, nothing. That’s $20, please. Cash, check, debit, or meal plan?”
(wtf she thought I was going to say, I have no idea.) – u/August1453
Not me but my friend got so embarrassed, basically our English teacher is an absolute babe and she was walking towards us on the way to class and I say to my friend really loudly “Hey X what do you think of Y” and he goes “Oh my god she’s an absolute babe, she’s practically perfect, I would love to be her fiancé” and I pissed myself laughing and when he turned around he sees her and goes blood red, man I’m near certain he made the cross with his hands, Ms Y just winked at him and said “Morning boys” – u/King_In_the_East
Always knew about the crush as she would drop hints and joke about when she is 18. Well, she turned 18 and when she graduated early she bluntly asked me if I can make her mentor crush come true. She was also a stripper and asked me to come by for a thank you lap dance.
Some students gave me notes or apples. This lass really just wanted to thank me in her own unique way. Bless her. – u/Anythingleftyo
I’ve had multiple grade 10 students write inappropriate comments on my formal evaluations given out during the last day of my final student teaching practicum. These included: “I want to have sex with Ms. Teacupgrad” “Ms. Teacupgrad is hot/ sexy/ cute” “I want to FUCK you” (all caps for extra emphasis?)
During my first student teaching practicum I had a grade nine student, who was a good foot taller than me, block me from leaving the doorway when he repeated asked for a hug.
I had another grade nine student slap my ass. I was so surprised I honestly didn’t know how to handle it. – u/TeacupGrad
I had a hot English 101 teacher. She was obsessed with Van Halen. One day she was going to give out extra credit if someone could guess her favorite song of theirs. I didn’t think of hot for teacher until after class. No one did. I think about it all the time. – u/JenniferHarvest