Two elderly gentlemen, Tony and George, from the retirement day centre in Waterlooville, Hampshire, are sitting on a bench under a tree when Tony turns to George and says, ‘Hey, George, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel these days? ’
Tony replies with a glint in his eye, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby. ’
‘Really? ’ George sounds surprised. ‘Like a newborn baby? ’
‘Yeah,’ laughs Tony, ‘No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my
pants. ’
Just Japan being Japan
