There’s a good chance that telling our kids, “you can do whatever you put your mind to” may be too open ended. To some of us it’s pretty obvious we meant to push them to be astronauts or musicians or rocket scientists.
McDonald’s new line of Fry-Liner.
This will haunt my dreams from now until eternity.
“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich” -SpongeBob SquarePants
$24.99 seems like an unreasonable price for dish-ware that requires therapy after each meal.
You know what, if the dog’s happy then I’m happy. This one gets a pass.
Because nothing says Gun Safety like literally turning your firearm into a toy.
M.C. Escher was an artist and not an architect for a reason.
I believe it was the great poet Tyga who said, “too much rim make the ride too hard”
Putting the “ash” in “trashy”
It has a real smokey flavor to it.
I wouldn’t call many of these people scientists, but you get the idea.