If I could be any animal, I would be a dolphin. Not because they’re majestic creatures and one of the few animals that have sex for enjoyment, but because they’re completely hairless.
Give me silky smooth legs and fuzz-free underarms any day. Getting laser hair removal on my bikini line is one of the best things I’ve ever done and whenever I find the time to shave my pins, I feel like a new woman.
*Not me, though I wish I was Thandie Newton.
Aside from keeping the hair atop my head, my eyelashes, and my eyebrows, I would do away with all the rest. It isn’t for the satisfaction of anyone else, I just want to be a damn hairless dolphin for my own pleasure.
And my latest hair removal venture has been my upper lip hair. Which is more like wispy blonde whiskers tbh. But nonetheless, for the sake of my lipstick selfies, they had to go.
These were the at-home options I pondered: