February 21, 2024

Guy’s hilariously morbid product review detailing ‘mass genocide’ deserves all the stars

After suffering through a bout of a serious ant infestation, a recent homebuyer left quite the product review detailing his morbidly successful results.

According to the homeowner:

“We moved into our new house about 3 months ago with no signs of an ant infestation. But as the summer progressed it became apparent that they were living in our back walls. Suddenly I started to find long lines of them leaving the back brick wall and going out into the backyard then carrying the food back to the house. ”

Initially, he bought every product he could get his hands on (to the tune of $210) and even hired an exterminator with no success. Then he tried Terro – a product so successful at slaughtering ants, that it resulted in both a 5-star Amazon review and possible counseling sessions for ‘committing mass genocide against an indigenous population. ’

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