17.05.2022

Guy tries to sell girlfriend on eBay as prank, panics as bids hit $119,000

An ornery British man recently found himself at the business end of a prank gone wrong, after a joke listing for his girlfriend on eBay went viral. Dale Deeks was visiting a horse riding shop with his significant other, when he thought it a savvy idea to playfully tap her on the butt with a horsewhip.

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That was a mistake.

Apparently underestimating her own strength, girlfriend Kelly Greaves returned the gesture back 10-fold which left Deeks quite literally butt-hurt. Instead of getting angry at the whole ordeal, Deeks decided just to get even and list his girlfriend for sale on eBay. That was, in fact, another mistake.

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Within 24-hours, the ad had over 82,000 views, 100 bids and had topped out at the price of $119,000. Deeks initially meant for the listing to be a joke to close friends and family, but was sent into panic mode when the ad went viral. Likely because of the way he described her. Check out the listing below.

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Listed as a ‘Minature Collectable,’ the description read:

“Constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see she’s been used. Please [bear] in mind when bidding she’s 37 years old. Basically, first thing in the morning she can be very temperamental, once warmed up the whining noise lessens but I would be lying if I said it goes away completely. The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged.”

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The ad was eventually taken down because, you know, selling a human sort of breaks eBay’s guidelines, but not before he received tons of messages like the one above.

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The couple ultimately laughed about it and joked they would have never dreamt of expecting that sort of response.

“I would have been quite sad to see [her] go, but it wouldn’t have been so sad ‘cause I would have been crying in my Ferrari or my Lamborghini.”

Retaliation has yet to be sought by the Greaves, but according to Deeks “[It] hasn’t backfired. Yet. We’ll wait and see.”

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