People do some weird stuff in their sleep. My brother is a big sleepwalker/talker. I woke up once because I heard him walking down the stairs, then immediately back up, then back down again. I followed him into the kitchen where I watched him shuffle to the pantry and start rummaging around. “Stephen, what are you doing?” I asked. He emerged from the pantry holding a potato. “I need a marker,” he said. Then he dropped the potato, pulled out his dick, and started peeing right there on the kitchen floor.
This woman has a boyfriend who also talks in his sleep, and she recently shared one of his more bizarre moments.
People chimed in with their own creepy moments involving sleep walking and talking.