An Irish lass, a customer: ‘Could I be trying on that dress in the window? ’ Shopkeeper: ‘I’d prefer that you use the dressing room. ’ Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, ‘Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantel piece? ’
‘No,’ said himself, ‘but I’m gettin’ closer all the time. ’
‘O’Halloran,’ asked the pharmacist, ‘did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance? ’
‘It did surely,’ replied O’Halloran, ‘but it keeps fallin’ off. ’
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson quotes that will make you want to bring it!
