May 25, 2024

Drunk guy accidentally climbs Alps while trying to find hotel

Despite The Wanderer drinking to the point that he walks like an especially daft toddler, he’s somehow able to turn on the stealth. Unseen. Unheard. He’ll just vanish into the night like a damn ninja. By the time you realize he’s gone, it’s too late.

Everyone has at least one drunk friend who falls into the category known as “The Wanderer. ” You gotta keep an eye on The Wanderer. They’ll discretely leave without telling anyone to go and find corndogs, then wake up under a bridge in the ghetto and get pissed at you for losing them. But it’s not your fault.

The Wanderer’s Quest usually leads him to some less-than-impressive destinations, like an ex’s front doorstep or a Chili’s bathroom. But this guy just set the bar for drunken Wanderers everywhere by climbing a fucking mountain.

The only mountain I’ve conquered while drunk.

From news:

“A DRUNK tourist had a very rough night after he got lost on his way back to his hotel and found himself climbing the Italian Alps.

An Estonian tourist known as Pavel, has been enjoying a few drinks at Cervinia, a resort in Italy’s Valle d’Aosta, when he decided to call it a night and head back to his hotel.

However, it seemed that Pavel, 30, may have had a bit more to drink than he thought as his short walk back to his room soon turned into a mountain hike. ”

I’m sure all of you have woken up in some strange places before. Now imagine going to sleep in your hotel room, then waking up and realizing that you actually went to sleep at the top of a mountain. A mountain that YOU just climbed. People train years to hike the Alps and all this guy needed was a bottle of Jäger.

Alcohol. It truly does make people amazing.

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