July 23, 2024

Drunk fails you wont remember after National Tequila Day

Coca-Cola disaster: A couple years ago my friends and I were going to see a movie in the theatre at the mall. Instead of paying the ridiculous movie theatre prices for pop and candy, we decided to go to target to buy some stuff. This was when Coca Cola started to put people’s names on their bottles. My friend told me she had seen a bottle with my name on it inside this bin of Coke. I was weirdly excited since I hadn’t gotten one with my name on it yet. After I had bought the drink, I opened inside target, and it exploded EVERYWHERE. The pop was at least five or six feet in diameter. I watched as people passed the mess and made looks of disgust. Imagine if I had opened it inside of the theatre…

Celebrate National Tequila Day by getting drunk and doing a lot of stupid shit you won’t remember tomorrow!

Even better, get drunk and buy the“Fuck it let’s drink” t-shirt! Hurry, these never last long!

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