David and Victoria Beckham are so loved-up in isolation

Victoria and David Beckham decided to waste a few hours in their sprawling Cotswolds kitchen by baking a lemon drizzle cake – and, naturally, shared the whole process on Instagram for our viewing pleasure.

Hands up if you’re one of those people who have decided to do things on lockdown you don’t normally do (maybe suddenly going for a morning jog after years of doing nothing of the sort etc)? It looks even the Beckhams might be guilty of that. Strange times lead to strange activity, that’s for sure.

It was quite the banterous performance as Victoria filmed David attempting to make the cake, with plenty of jokes about breaking wind, teasing and innuendos thrown in for good measure.

As DB used the electric mixer to blend the ingredients, a rather distracting noise could be heard off-screen which prompted VB to say, “That was the dog! That was the dog making that noise!”

DB continued beating the sugar and egg whites and VB revealed they were making the mixture “go hard.” Telling her husband, “Really go for it!” before instructing him to “go from the bottom” as he folded the mixture.

The pair predicted that they probably get offered their own TV cooking show off the back of their attempts.

When the cake was in the oven, VB said she had become “extremely close” with the dishwasher, having had to already load it 25 times that day.

Of course, the fun continued when the lemon drizzle came out of the oven and DB is seen gripping a toothpick over the cake. VB goes on to say, “Ok, so the cake has come out of the oven! And we’re pretty excited and confident, right David?”

The football star replies, “Well, I’m confident because I did it!” before explaining that the tooth pick needs to “come out dry” once inserted into the cake.

“You’ve got to put your prick in it!” Victoria snapped, stifling a giggle. “Put your prick in it – pull it out. It’s a success, it’s a major success!”

Anyone else totally wanting a daily Beckham cookery special?

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