Kidding, Roger, you’re the man.
But when we’re not ogling at Federer’s inch-perfect smashes or swooping backhands, we have to admit our attention can occasionally be swayed courtside to the smorgasbord of stylish celebrity guests.
Who have we spotted so far this week?
Naturally, the loyal-supporting-likes of Pippa Middleton, Laura Whitmore, Kirsty Gallacher, Ellie Goulding and Tess Daly have all been on hand to catch a glimpse of the action, while Natalie Dormer and Scarlett Moffatt were among the more surprising appearances.
With Meghan Markle set to make her much-anticipated Wimbledon debut as Duchess of Sussex (two years after cheering on Serena Williams during the summer she met Prince Harry), keep an eye on this page as we update it with all the star arrivals.
You’ll have to go elsewhere for the match results…